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[L03_305]

One day while driving I…

[COUNTRYMAN01]

hit 140 :bang gears

[Z_Ghost]

Then I seen the PoPo after me.

[EROC]

And I didn't pull over :Evil

[vernw]

...but he still caught up with me....

[Big Jon]

...because Red Bull gives you wings...

[L03_305]

But when I threw the can out the window,..it smashed the 5.0 popo's windshield

[DAISY]

The popo ran me off the road...and "HE" was a "SHE" popo..


8)

[Z_Ghost]

And she was hot. :Erik:

[IROC-T]

But she was tuff.

[COUNTRYMAN01]

and ruff

[IROC-T]

,and that got me excited!

[RareSS]

....all she had on was a set of cuffs and a gun belt.

[COUNTRYMAN01]

then a semi came by and smacked her as she leaned over to my window........ :Evil

[H0TR0Dn]

Now there is a Hot, naked popo in my lap :roflmao:

[COUNTRYMAN01]

and i just heard on the radio that the stars won!!

[EROC]

Yippe double stiffy!

So I drove to waffel house with the nekkid popo...

[IROC-T]

we had coffee and donuts,and......

[Z_Ghost]

Deiced that I really hate Hockey

[IROC-T]

,she called me a "Hocky Puck"and threw a glass of water at me.

[DAISY]

..AND it started to rain...

[IROC-T]

,and I lost my car keys and couldn't unlock the door.

[L03_305]

but luckily she busted out my window with her night stick

[DAISY]

...Which she tosses into the ditch & says "We don't use nightsticks anymore, anyway"....

[H0TR0Dn]

All the remaining windows start to fog up

[rsheaven]

and the car started to roll...........

[COUNTRYMAN01]

down the incline toward the ....

[Z_Ghost]

Toxic waist plant that was

[IROC-T]

Fooding from the rain,and was starting to overflow out into the streets.

[L03_305]

The smell reminded me of driving into Dallas from 30 right when you almost get to downtown. I recalled a memory at that instant of…

[DAISY]

...New Orleans

[IROC-T]

at Mardi Gras.

[vernw]

That was that weird time when....

[L03_305]

I forgot my glasses that one day

[vernw]

...and wandered onto what I didn't know was a nude beach....

[H0TR0Dn]

I figured it out quickly when I saw the beached...

[IROC-T]

bikini team that had lost their tops in the heavy surf.

[RareSS]

I wondered what I could get in exchange for giving them their tops back. Their reply was........

[IROC-T]

We won't kick your @$$ and take them from you anyway!

[L03_305]

At that moment i pulled out my trusty

[Z_Ghost]

Bic

































lighter and offered to

[L03_305]

start another protest by burning their bikini tops. They then said..

[H0TR0Dn]

"Oh Jim, your our Hero!"

[RareSS]

...after hearing those words, I stuck out like a sore thumb and asked......

[IROC-T]

...can someone help me,"flick my Bic"?

[RareSS]

They each took turns flicking my Bic and then they............

[H0TR0Dn]

started to blush. You could tell by the look on their faces they were about to...

[IROC-T]

....LAUGH! :LMAO :LMAO :LMAO :LMAO :LMAO (let's see is that the whole team?) :LMAO ,their butts off.

[COUNTRYMAN01]

but accually someone had spilts some pepper and they were sneezing...

[iroczddp]

when they stopped sneezing and looked up to realize......

[L03_305]

that there was actually three of me &

[iroczddp]

which was the very moment i had started to pee.....

[H0TR0Dn]

and then a gust of wind blew right ........

[RareSS]

.....and left and my tennis shoes turned yellow! This made me....

[iroczddp]

... kinda mellow...... so i asked my fellow......

[H0TR0Dn]

Do you want a Mello Yellow?

[iroczddp]

but when i awnser and tell him NO.....

[RareSS]

...he throws his Mellow Yellows at the.......

[DAISY]

..lead singer for Guns N Roses, who...

[L03_305]

really needed to put some paints on, but

[H0TR0Dn]

Walmart was out of his kinda paint. So he then went to the clothing section where he.....

[IROC-T]

picked up a big box of Depends.....