Subject: FEMALE/MALE PRAYERS

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FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.



MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t
Amen

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FEMALE PRAYER ( Jim's reply)
Before I lay me down to sleep,.............................Who sleeps?
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,......................I do not think I am that bad!
One who's handsome, smart and strong..................Leaves me out!
One who loves to listen long,..................................Depends on the hearing aid batteries
One who thinks before he speaks,...........................I lost my mind a long time ago!
One who'll call, not wait for weeks...........................Have I lost my cell phone again?
I pray he's gainfully employed,................................Does retired count?
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.................I spent it first!
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,.....................She got them in the divorce?
Massages my back and begs to do more...................Foreplay? Thirty minutes of begging?
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,.....How can I do something they can't explain?
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"......Tell the truth or not?
I pray that this man will love me to no end,................How big is this woman?
And always be my very best friend............................And I thought she loved herself more than anything!
Amen.............................................. ..........................Oh Lord!

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