EROC
September 2nd, 2005, 11:13 AM
Provided by Katie...
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."
Moral -
Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all
men are men.
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Pretty good...
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."
Moral -
Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all
men are men.
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Pretty good...
