EROC
August 29th, 2005, 03:58 PM
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a
little fireside chat. He says, "Jack, let me tell you something. On my
wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed
them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said,
'These are too big, I can't wear them.'
So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try."
So, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here
try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large; they don't fit
me."
So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack and says, "Here you
try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
Then Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass
attitude, you never will!"
:LMAO :headbang:
little fireside chat. He says, "Jack, let me tell you something. On my
wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed
them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said,
'These are too big, I can't wear them.'
So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try."
So, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here
try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large; they don't fit
me."
So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack and says, "Here you
try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
Then Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass
attitude, you never will!"
:LMAO :headbang:
