Two_red_88s
August 26th, 2005, 05:00 PM
U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,
Arkansas, Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be
dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,
Arkansas, Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be
dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK
