Guide to Understanding Women

[cytruffle]

Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish............................................49

Adventurous..................................Slept with everyone

Athletic.......................................... No tits

Average looking.............................Ugly

Beautiful........................................P athological liar

Contagious Smile...........................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure.........................On medication

Feminist.........................................F at

Free spirit......................................Junkie

Friendship first...............................Former slut

Fun............................................... Annoying

New-Age.......................................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned................................No BJs

Open-minded................................Desperate

Outgoing......................................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...................................Slopp y drunk

Professional.................................B!tch

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Large frame.................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate..........................Stalker



DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7 Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?


.....and for the ladies.....
DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7 May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

[DAISY]

:roflmao:


:beer:

[Stephanie]

Nice...

:whip:

[vernw]

Hilarious!!!!




:LMAO x 1000



Pretty accurate as well!!!!!!




So how do you describe yourselves?

Run now:

[Z_Ghost]

:LMAO

Very true.

[H0TR0Dn]

Hilarious!!!!




:LMAO x 1000



Pretty accurate as well!!!!!!




So how do you describe yourselves?

Run now:http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/H0TR0Dn/icon_stupid.gif

[RareSS]

There is no guide to understanding women! It jest ain't gonna happen! :roflmao:

[H0TR0Dn]

There is no guide to understanding women! It jest ain't gonna happen! :roflmao:That's true, Im pretty sure they dont even understand themselves at times :roflmao:

[cytruffle]

There is no guide to understanding women! It jest ain't gonna happen! :roflmao:That's true, Im pretty sure they dont even understand themselves at times :roflmao:

of COURSE we do!!!!! and if y'all don't get it, we're not going to tell you!!! :wipit

[Pantera61]

There is no guide to understanding women! It jest ain't gonna happen! :roflmao:

There's a guide out there, but it wouldn't fit on the internet.

[DAISY]

So, we're not simpletons.........I mean, simple....LMBO...


JUST JACKIN' W/YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!
:grouphug:

[RareSS]

Women....simple in some ways, but complex in others! :roll:

[vernw]

MANY ways!!!!!

[cytruffle]

....but wouldn't life be awfully boring w/o us??? 8)

[vernw]

absolutely!


...altho a little "boredome" (read "peace and quiet") is kinda nice at times, too.....


:LMAO

[Z_Ghost]

....but wouldn't life be awfully boring w/o us??? 8)
Yes and no.
You cna't live with them and you can't live without them.

Maybe one-day science will find a way.

[IROC-T]

There is no guide to understanding women! It jest ain't gonna happen! :roflmao:


There is a BOOK.









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[cytruffle]

OMG!!!!!!!!! i LOVE that picture!!!!