After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on
her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
:LMAO Nothing is for sure anymore... :shake:
But hey its funny... :LMAO
BADB0Y
July 25th, 2005, 11:13 AM
repost LOL
Z_Ghost
July 25th, 2005, 03:59 PM
repost LOL
Yep, already been posted.
http://www.nttga.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4077
:roll:
:p
Stephanie
July 26th, 2005, 02:19 PM
:roflmao:
BTW- This is not a repost to me.. I did not see the 1st one. So the rest of you need to hu****. :Evil
BADB0Y
July 26th, 2005, 03:17 PM
No, you need to read more thoroughly... :nono:
Stephanie
July 26th, 2005, 03:35 PM
No, you need to read more thoroughly... :nono:
Pfff. Who you think you are talking to mister???
Stephanie --> :whip: <--- DFWBADBOYWANNABE.
BADB0Y
July 26th, 2005, 04:23 PM
Anytime you wanna try darlin'...
EROC
July 26th, 2005, 04:50 PM
dang :shake:
:LMAO
EROC
July 26th, 2005, 05:23 PM
How about this one.
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
vernw
July 26th, 2005, 05:25 PM
:LMAO
Z_Ghost
July 26th, 2005, 05:32 PM
U Funny
That's a good one Erik.
RareSS
July 26th, 2005, 08:06 PM
That was a good one Core! :roflmao:
H0TR0Dn
July 26th, 2005, 10:58 PM
Im not sure what's funnier the repost or the joke :roflmao:
