Here's to the OLD folks..

[IROC-T]

One for the guy's

A 97 year old man goes into his doctor's office and says,
"Doc, I want my sex drive lowered".
"Sir", replied the doctor, "You're 97. Don't you think your sex drive is
all in your
head?"
"You're ! damned right it is!" replied the old man. "That's why I want
it lowered!"


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One for the Girls

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will. She told
her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be
cremated and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.
"Walmart!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.

[cytruffle]

:roflmao:

[RareSS]

I don't know any "Old Folks". :roll:

[IROC-T]

I don't know any "Old Folks". :roll:


The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs. :lmao:

[vernw]

:LMAO

[RareSS]

I don't know any "Old Folks". :roll:


The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs. :lmao:

....or hatch them by sitting on them and wondering where to go hide them? :roll:

[Stephanie]

Pretty Good One.. :headbang: