RareSS
July 18th, 2005, 03:19 PM
A couple made a deal that whoever died
first would come back and inform the other
of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was
that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first
to go, and true to his word, he made contact:
"Julie...Julie......"
"Is that you, Joe?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.
I have breakfast, off to the golf course. I
have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I
have sex twice. I have lunch, another go
around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course
again. Then have sex until late at night. The
next day it starts again."
"Oh, Joe, you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in
Tucson, Arizona."
It's another joke Millie! :roflmao:
first would come back and inform the other
of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was
that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first
to go, and true to his word, he made contact:
"Julie...Julie......"
"Is that you, Joe?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.
I have breakfast, off to the golf course. I
have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I
have sex twice. I have lunch, another go
around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course
again. Then have sex until late at night. The
next day it starts again."
"Oh, Joe, you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in
Tucson, Arizona."
It's another joke Millie! :roflmao:
