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View Full Version : Golf balls cytruffle July 18th, 2005, 12:37 PM A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls". Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" Z_Ghost July 18th, 2005, 03:05 PM Sorry Milli but that's only 1/2 :lmao: RareSS July 18th, 2005, 03:24 PM .....and the rest of the story is? :crap: cytruffle July 18th, 2005, 03:35 PM huh???? H0TR0Dn July 18th, 2005, 03:42 PM You should at least post the whole joke Milli :roflmao: cytruffle July 18th, 2005, 06:26 PM *goes back & looks at email* that's all my friend sent me.....there's more??? H0TR0Dn July 18th, 2005, 07:55 PM yeah, you can't find it? 1gencamaro July 18th, 2005, 09:09 PM Milli's blonde right? :blahblah: RareSS July 18th, 2005, 09:19 PM I have a laugh on hold waiting for the rest of the story! :oops: H0TR0Dn July 18th, 2005, 09:22 PM Is Milli MIA again? RareSS July 18th, 2005, 09:30 PM Hopefully looking to find the rest of the story so she can finish it. H0TR0Dn July 18th, 2005, 09:50 PM She says she didnt have problems with English class, wonder if she turned in 1/2 completed stories then too? :crazy: Z_Ghost July 18th, 2005, 11:14 PM Her friend is probably blonde and so is she so it was funny to them. RareSS July 18th, 2005, 11:24 PM Kinda like the blonde asking how to get to the other side of the river? When the other one tells her she is on the other side! cytruffle July 19th, 2005, 12:54 AM actually he's got reddish blonde hair........ so will someone PUHLEEEEEEEEEEZE put me outta my misery & tell me the rest of the joke???? i swear that's all he sent me......http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/23_3.gif H0TR0Dn July 19th, 2005, 01:41 AM so will someone PUHLEEEEEEEEEEZE put me outta my misery & tell me the rest of the joke???? And miss out on all this fun? I dont think so :roflmao: Z_Ghost July 19th, 2005, 06:13 AM I have no idea what the rest of the joke is but it's missing something. cytruffle July 19th, 2005, 10:17 AM dammit!!! y'all were just tormenting me again!!!! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/23_3.gif MOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! H0TR0Dn July 19th, 2005, 10:19 AM :roflmao: Who tattled? was it Vern? vernw July 19th, 2005, 10:32 AM Nope! Not me!!!! Is she right? :LMAO H0TR0Dn July 20th, 2005, 09:48 PM Nope! Not me!!!! Is she right? :LMAO Yep she's right :roflmao: Z_Ghost July 20th, 2005, 11:11 PM Nope! Not me!!!! Is she right? :LMAO Yep she's right :roflmao: Yes she is right, but then did she really understand the joke in the first place? cytruffle July 21st, 2005, 01:18 AM YES I DID!!!! so the guy says he has golf BALLS and she wonders if it's as painful as tennis ELBOW <----sports & body parts, get it???!!!!.......that's funny!!!! what's WRONG with you people???????? sheeeeeeesh!!!!!! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/23_3.gif :LMAO lol RareSS July 21st, 2005, 01:57 AM What if it had been ping pong balls instead of golf balls? Would it have hurt more? :roll: cytruffle July 21st, 2005, 02:00 AM What if it had been ping pong balls instead of golf balls? Would it have hurt more? :roll: maybe if he'd been chinese....(get it?? ping?? pong?? ....nevermind...) RareSS July 21st, 2005, 02:05 AM King Kong's or ping pongs? :roflmao: cytruffle July 21st, 2005, 02:06 AM Jim...............go nitenite....the meds are wearing off :roflmao: RareSS July 21st, 2005, 02:10 AM or Ding Dongs? They are good to eat! :roflmao: Z_Ghost July 21st, 2005, 06:32 AM I think he took to much tonight. H0TR0Dn July 21st, 2005, 09:25 AM He must'a snuck a second Oreo :roflmao: RareSS July 21st, 2005, 10:49 AM (In a Cookie Monster voice!)....Yum Yum....Cookie!.....Double stuff Cookie!.....Yum Yum!.... cytruffle July 21st, 2005, 12:35 PM i think he's on a sugar high JIM!!! back away from the Oreos!!! | 
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